Caramelo chapters

(page numbers refer to 2002 Alfred A. Knopf hardcover edition in English)
part chapter pages title description footnotes songs

00-0Disclaimer, or I don't want her, you can have her, she's too hocicona for me"I have invented what I do not know."



13-4Recuerdo de AcapulcoFamily photo taken in Acapulco. Why is LALA missing?

"Maria Bonita" by Augustin Lara, sung by composer (p 3)

1015-5Verde, Blanco y ColoradoThree cars racing.



1026-9ChillanteFATFACE and LICHA collect stuff to sell on the trip to Mexico. Reyes brothers plan to spend summer in Mexico City. They've quit their jobs at L.L. Fish.Maxwell Street



10310-15Que EleganteFATFACE and LICHA's house in Chicago, their arguments. BABY and NINFA's "elegant" house. LALA's house. Stuff.dialog of telenovela

"Por un amor" Parra Gilberto (recorded by Lola Beltran)
"Exodus," "Never on Sunday," "Moon River" sung by Andy Williams
10416-18Mexico Next RightCrossing the border US to Mexico. Kids singing songs. Words for things change at border.

"Moon Men Mambo," "Yogi Bear Song," ACRYLAN jingle, Norge jingle, CocoWheats jingle (p 16)

10519-21Mexico, Our Nearest Neighbor to the SouthGiving away the kids' toys to poor Mexican children.



10622-24QueretaroLALA remembers getting her hair cut.



10725-26La CapiruchaNearing Mexico City. Arriving. AG with rebozo de bolita like the X at the map's end.



10827-30TarzanThe children are introduced. Adults' nicknames are explained.Cri-Cri

Cri-Cri records

10931-33Aunty Light-SkinMorning: LIGHTSKIN is introduced. Aunts speculate on her morals. VIDAURI picks her up.



11034-37The Girl CadelariaCANDE is introduced. Caramel color skin. A contest to see who can make themselves cry like actrresses on telenovelas. Game of "It" to glimpse CANDE's underpants. LALA catches lice from CANDE.

"mate rile rile ron"

11138-45A Silk Shawl, a Key, a Spiraling CoinINO wants to buy a redbozo for LALA. AG protests. Commando raid on AG and LG's bedroom. LG inspects the "troops"pillow embroidered with piropos



11246-49The Little MorningsAG's personality. About INO's birthday. Workman have been replastering the dining roon. Seradade -- ZOILA is humiliated.

"Las Mananitas" as sung by Pedro Infante

11350-62Ninos y BorrachosINO's birthday party. COOCHI plays. Mole dinner. Brothers prank on AA. LG shows LALA the walnut armoire. El ropero. Story of Prince Popo and Princess Iztaccihuatl. LALA sings. Adults dancing. LALA discovers plaster has fallen. Adults argue. LALA pines for own room COOCHI has promised.

"La Petenera"
"Pretty Baby" by Van Alstyne, Jackson, Kahn (p 59)
11463-63FotonovelasAG spoils INO with photonovelas.favorite photonovela titles



11564-66CinderellaZOILA takes LALA out to lunch.

Jorge Negrete singing a sad song

11667-70El Destino Es el DestinoCANDE is hired. INO's family packs up for Acapulco.



11771-72Green RiceRoad to Acapulco



11873-75La Casita de CatitaCATITA and her FATDAUGHTER.



11976-78Un RecuerdoBeach. Photo is taken. CANDE weaves flower for LALA. CANDE almost downs.



12079-86Echando PalabrasCANDE is put on bus. Boat excursion. Pirate photographer. ZOILA rebels. ZOILA makes scene in streets.



289-89When I Was DirtWhat "before I was dirt" means.



22191-96So Her My History Begins for Your Good Understanding and My Poor TellingSOLEDAD is AG. Village of rebozo weavers.Empress Carlota
rebozos


22297-102Sin Madre, Sin Padre, Sin Pero Que Me LadreAG works for FINA. Telenovela title: "I Am So Alone" Destiny: LGAmbrosio Reyes



223103-110A Man Ugly, Strong, and Proper or Narciso Reyes, You Are My DestinyAG meets the handsome cadet LG.

"Waltz Without a Name"

224111-117Leandro Valle Street, Corner of Misericordia, Over by Santo DomingoAG works for REYES DE CASTILLO family. GHOST interrupts narrative.Regina becomes La Senora Reyes
Lola Alvarez Bravo's quote


225118-123God SqueezesGHOST narrates, her happiness with LGA Waltz Without a Name
Enrique Cisneros Vasquez wrote song


226124-126Some Order, Some Progress, But Not Enough of EitherLALA berates GHOST for leaving out political events.

Pedro Infante movie "Los tres Garcia"

227127-132How Narciso Loses Three of His Ribs During the Ten Tragic DaysELEU and REGINA in siege. Bosendorfer piano. LG has adventure.



228133-136Nothing But StoryWarWoodrow Wilson history



229137-142TrochemocheLG lives with OLD in Chicago. LG meets BAKERimigration
the Charleston


230143-144A Poco -- You're KiddingELEU has stroke.



231145-147The Feet of Narciso ReyesLG returns to Mexico City. AG nurses him.



232148-152The World Does Not Understand Eleuterio ReyesELEU lives with stroke. REGINA prospers as black marketeer.Zapata



233153-154CuidateAG gets pregnant



234155-159How Narciso Falls into Disrepute Due to Sins of the DanglerELEU thinks a lecture to his son LG.Clacker -- Ring of the Dove, Ibn Hazm



235160-163The Detour That Turns Out to be One' s DestinyELEU's past -- Flees to Mexico City after witnessing murder.editble plate -- tortilla



236164-167We Are Not DogsLG's farewell party. ELEU speaks: We are not dogs! LG marries AG.



237168-173Esa Tal por Cual1922 San Mateo. AG is pregnant, semi-abandoned in boarding house while LG works. LG falls in love with EXALT, who cures his eye infection. AG's ghost complains to LALA.

"La Zandunga"

238174-181Pobre de Mi!Circus with PANFILA comes to town. LADYPHOTOG takes photo of LG and EXALT. EXALT runs away with PANFILA.Isthmus of Tehuantepec. Porfirio Diaz has railroad built to his lover's house. Pre-Panama route to San Francisco
Singer Panfila Palafox


239182-187Tanta MiseriaAG is jealous because of half-photograph, seeks advice from TAMALVEND

"Jurame," Maria Grever, 1927 recording by Jose Mojica "the Mexican Valentino" (p 182)

240188-191I Ask la Virgen to Guide Me Because I Don't Know What to DoGHOST complains. AG suffers through pregnancy and jealousy, desires Manila mangos, names baby INO.



241192-195The Shameless Shameness, the Wise Witch Woman Maria SabinaVillage MAYOR sends LG to see witch woman SABINA. LG journeys to wild part of Oaxaca. "God is an immense cloth that contains the universe." Witch advises him to forget EXALT. LG supresses the memory until moment of his death, reading bumper of car full of broomsMaria Sabina, hallucinatory mushrooms., famous visitors during LSD era.



242196-197Born Under a StarINO is born. AG falls in love with her son.



243198-200El SufridoMexico City, 1930s. INO is a dreamer, raised on lies about family's wealth before the revolution.



244201-204Chuchuluco de Mis AmoresGHOST pleads for a love scene. LG gets fat on candy, nursing his secret love.



245205-207'Orita VuelvoGHOST complains of LALA's torture. LG neglects his children, runs off FATFACE to become vagabond in U.S. INO fails in school, leaves to join FATFACE and OLD in Chicago.Escuadron 201, Mexican fighter pilots, help MacArthur in Philippines. Book: Salon Mexico by Indio Fernandez.



246208-209Spic Spanish?INO learns polite English phrases. Barbarity of English compared to Spanish.



247210-211He Who is Destined to Be a TamaleINO's jobs in U.S. Becomes servant to Mr. and Mrs. Dick, feels like royalty.



248212-213Cada Quien en Su Oficio Es ReyINO learns the upholstery trade at the shop of late OLD, now run by his son SNAKE.



249214-221Piensa en Mi1945. INO, caught up in a soccer match riot, is jailed overnight and meets ventriloquist WENCES, also jailed in a mishap.INO enlists to become a citizen.Ventriloquist Wenceslao Moreno, aka Senor Wences.

Piensa en Mi by Maria Teresa Lara (p 218)

250222-230Neither with You Nor Without YouZOILA meets Private INO at a dance hall. Her romance with ENRIQUE AragonHistoria of "pretty man" Enrique Aragon: fortune built on theft of Caranza's treasury
Gladys Vasconcelos, love of Fidel Castro


251231-232All Parts from Mexico, Assembled in the U.S.A. or I Am BornLALA is born. ZOILA names her Celaya in spite of INO wanting to name her Leticia. He relents when he overhears the name is "pretty enough for a telenovela." INO flies the baby to Mexico City to show to AG who knows she's been displaced in his affection.translation: Another dame! Now how am I going to take care of this one?
translation of translation: How am I going to protect her from men like me?


3235-235The Eagle and the Serpent, or My Mother and My FatherZOILA and INO's long-smoldering fight over his mother is compared to Mexican symbolism of eagle and serpent.



352237-248Cielito LindoCar trip from Mexico City with AG and her belongings in van from Reyes brothers' upholstery business. Toto is 197 in the draft lottery. Flashback to packing up Mexico City house -- fight between AG and LIGHTSKIN. In the van: windblown dialog about LALA's ugly-duckling looks, INO's war stories; difference between "cuento" and "historia"Vietnam-era draft lottery
Comic book "La Familia Burron" by Gabriel Vargas
Zoila burns her magazines, begins reading politics
"Cielito Lindo" (p 237)

353249-254El Otro LadoLG's death behind broom truck. LALA and INO fly to attend funeral. AG makes scene at funeral. AG sells house. AG's sense of loss. The caramelo rebozo.



354255-263Exquisite TamalesPacking up the house. LIGHTSKIN's complaint. LALA wants a balloon and a bra, goes shopping for tamales with AG. Getting onto a bus, a stranger calls LALA "la senorita". LALA has her first period. AG makes her use cotton. LIGHTSKIN sympathizes. LALA, alone shopping for balloon, sees drunk exposing himself, and runs home frightened. AG and AL have fight.



355264-275The Man Whose Name No One Is Allowed to MentionBedtime, LALA and LIGHTSKIN sharing a bedroom, LIGHTSKIN tells story of her romance with AA's father, NONAME, meeting TONGO, heartbreak.Cafe Tacuba

"Veracruz" sung by Tona la Negra (p 265)

356276-281The Man from MarsIn the van, crossing from Mexico to U.S. AG sings and rhapsodizes over Manila mangos. Becomes story she's telling MARS, INO's army buddy, in San Antonio. Story of how they met. ZOILA retreats and smoke cigarette. MARS advises buying real estate.



357282-285Birds Without a NestAG imagines putting personal ad in San Antonio newspaper.



358286-293My Kind of TownAG's unhappiness living in Chicago at BABY and NINFA's apartment. Struggling upholstery business. Brothers argue over business. Chicago winter, spring.



359294-298DirtMaxwell Street fleamarket. INO shops for shoes at HAROLD'sTaquitos de Pine-Sol
Ubiquitous Mexican mop


360299-307When an Elephant Sits on Your RoofINO phones with news he's bought a house in San Antonio with money loaned by AG. Older sons will stay in Chicago. INO on education: "Use your head, not your hands" scaring with his leathery palms. Memory of Chicago apartments. Reyes brothers argue over AG's loan. Move to San Antonio. LALA's disappointment over house.INO and ZOILA's nicknames for each other -- mijo, mama



361308-310Very Nice and Kind, Just Like YouLALA and ZOILA clean shop and house INO's politeness (and lies) to customers. LALA drowns out parents' bickering with Supremes.

"Stop, In the Name of Love" The Supremes

362311-317A Godless Woman, My MotherZOILA's cynicism about religion. AG's framed Virgen de Guadalupe. Brothers go to Resurrection High School. LALA wants to go to public school. Calendar of El Rapto. Fighting bugs and mice. LALA sleeps in living room., AG in what was supposed to be her room. LALA's funkadelics. "Sleep with the fat angels."El rapto, film by el Indio Fernandez starring Maria Felix and gore Negrete 1954
Raquel Welsh (Raquel Tejada)
Fifth Dimension "Up, Up and Away" "Aquarius"
"Es Verdad" poem by Federico Garcia Lorca (p 318)
363316-323God Gives AlmondsINO gets LALA a job working for priests. Mrs. SIKORSKI, TRACY, and Father GINTER. LALA quits the job.



364324-325Sister OhImmaculate Conception high school. SISTER ODILIA's sex rap sessions. VIVA OZUNA

"Bridge over Troubled Waters"
"Godspell" "Jesus Christ Superstar"
"Suzanne" by Leonard Cohen
365326-330Body Like a RaisinetteVIVA flirts with teacher ZORRO. Dinner at VIVA's house. ZORRO cruises VIVA in his red Corvette.

Janis Joplin

366331-335Nobody but Us ChickensCold day in San Antonio. INO and AG shouting about TV channels. LALA reads Cleopatra biography. Tampons. Noise in the house. AG has stroke. Firemen come.Maria Victoria, Mexican entertainer
Libertad Lamarque, Argentine singer and film star


367336-340The VogueVIVA and LALA go shopping and shoplifting.



368341-343My CrossZOILA resentfully nurses AG after her stroke. ZOILA's moment of considering ridding herself of AG.



369344-346Zorro Strikes AgainVIVA plans to elope with ZORRO. "You're the author of the telenovela of your life."



370347-348Becoming InvisibleAG "shedding her body." Remembering lying in the sea.



371349-350The Great Divide, or This Side and ThatAG dies. Stink of rotten barbacoa. Memory of ZOILA craving pork chop sandwich after LALA's birth.



372351-357Mexican on Both Sides, or Metiche, Mirona, Mitotera, Hocicona -- en Otras Plabras, Cuentista -- Busybody, Ogler, Liar/Gossip/Troublemaker, Big-Mouth -- in Other Words, Storyteller"Hard spell" of belt-tightening. LALA transfers to Davy Crockett public vocational school. No "Mexican" look. LALA invents royal history for herself and makes enemies. "Talk is all I've got going for me." Run-in at Salvation Army with COOKIE Cantu. Clique attacks LALA at interstate. GHOST talks to LALA in median.



373358-358Saint AnthonyINO works hard. Orange La-Z-Boy.



374359-360Everythng a Nina Could WantINO can't understand LALA's wanting to be alone, her ambitions, like "girls who aren't Mexican."



375361-364The RaptureTOTO enlists. GHOST haunts LALA. LALA focuses on El Rapto calendar illustration. ZOILA berates LALA for being depressed.



376365-367Parece MentiraLALA meets ERNIE, the safe boy. Serenade under falling stars. LALA christens him Ernesto.



377368-371On the Verge of LaughableLike El Rapto, ERNIE rescues LALA. GHOST appears when they're at the movies. "He's cool and handsome... to me."



378372-378Someday My Prince Popocatepetl Will ComeERNIE will ask permission to marry LALA. INO has run-in with the INS. Frantic search for his papers. ERNIE's proposal postponed.



379379-380Halfway Between Here and There, in the Middle of NowhereINO fights with MARS over INS -- Reyes family is "going home."



380381-390ZocaloLALA and ERNIE run away to Hotel Majestic, Room 606, in Mexico City. LALA has claimed the caramelo rebozo. Mysterious man in street. Morning noises of the Zocalo. Plaster angel. ERNIE has religious crisis, leaves. LALA wanders Mexico City in rebozo. "The universe is a cloth, all humanity interwoven." LALA calls home.



381391-395My DisgraceCHOOCHI takes LALA to his home. AL's dream about handkerchiefs. Memory of INO walking LALA to school. AG's face in the mirror. MEMO and INO come to collect LALA.



382396-401The King of Plastic CoversChicago Reyes brothers upholstery business prospers. RAFA marries ZDENKA. INO and ZOILA are landlords. LALA's "abduction" is painfully ignored. INO lowers rent. Dinnertime, INO doesn't respond.

"Think About Your Troubles," Harry Nilsson (p 369)

383402-409A Scene in a Hospital That Resembles a Telenovela When in Actuality It's the Telenovelas That Resemble This Scene*INO's in intensive care. ZOILA tells LALA that CANDE is her half sister. GHOST hovers over INO's hospital bed. LALA agrees to help GHOST cross over in exchange for INO's life.telenovelas



384410-412No Worth the Money But They Help a LotINO recovering in hospital. His earliest memory: firing squad execution. Sons have agreed to start upholstery business.



385413-416Mi AniversarioINO recovering at home, arranging 30th anniversary party.



386417-430The Children and Grandchildren of Zoila and Inocencio Reyes Cordially Invite You to Celebrate Thirty Years of MarriageAnniversary party at Postal Workers' Union Hall. Family dressed up. LALA in caramelo rebozo. Mariachis and dancing.



4433-434PilonA final gift. Memories of a small girl.



5435-439ChronologyHistorical events



6443-446AcknowledgementsAcknowledgements and permissions acknowledgements.